ask box is open, if you’re as bored as I am.

… experiencing, as we all do, those brief calendrical regrets when it is no longer the toddlingly innocent fifth or sixth of a given month but somewhere early in the teens, midway down, and then suddenly it’s the twenty-sixth and the month is going forever, the one and only October you will be given that year, and the false optimism of a new young month is about to begin, like a stock split that without changing any fundamentals makes the price per share look alluringly cheap all over again …
- The Fermata, Nicholson Baker.
uberfaenatic:

If you don’t have room for a mustache-wearing Meryl Streep on your blog, I don’t want to know you.

I can’t believe that people think science carves reality at its joints if there still isn’t a way to transplant my leg hair to my scalp. Imagine the curls. Imagine. 

Matteo Cremonesi.

americachavez:

btw I’ve seen dicks shorter than chris evans’ eyelashes

sexartandpolitics:

Tian Fangfang - Fresh No. 1, 2014 Oil, and mixed media on canvas 39.37 х 39.37 in. (100 x 100 cm.)

shit-english-speakers-say:

doesn’t that make you a little

beshitted:

anagrammaton:

knuckle tats say FOUC AULT

knuck tats saying POST, and on the other hand, having transcended the limitations of the form, STRUCTURALIST